Frank Strachan
Bats at: 3-4
Can bowl: medium
Keeps wicket: no
Turns up: yes
Batsmen who prefers to stand and despatch as not too keen running between the wickets.
Bowling is pathetic although known to rev up a few notches when under the influence of a couple of bottles of chilled premier cru.
Attendance of my wife is probably the best reason to select me for a game.